This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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