you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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