You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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