God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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