Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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