Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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