did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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