I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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