All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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