he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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