I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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