So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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