he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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