Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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