I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
try to milk me bitch
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