the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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