do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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