U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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