i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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