I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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