yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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