OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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