is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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