She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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