she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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