Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Did I show you my penis last night?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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