how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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