I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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