where does the pee come out of this thing
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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