may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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