in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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