woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The power of my boobs compel you
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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