Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
tell me about the fingering
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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