it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Bring me that man meat
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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