Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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