A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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