i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
did you just send me my own nude
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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