Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
