accomplished twins. life is a go
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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