i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Go christen that room with your naked body.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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