Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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