Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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