he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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