her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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