how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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