When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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