I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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