I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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