Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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