All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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