I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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