Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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