Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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